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If a transfem is venting about their height and you say "b-b-but people love tall girls" we should be legally allowed to smash your skull with hammers
#196#ember's ramblings#r196#r/196#196archive#shitposting#trans#transgender#vent ig#i fucking hate being tall
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i could stare at u with my big brown eyes. if u wanted
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they should invent a head that you can't hit on things
#i fucking hate being tall#sorry this was supposed to be at least a little funny but I'm really tired of it and my head hurts
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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They are never beating the cozy allegations.
#conked out while talking about nerd shit#they’re so fucking cringe I hate their guts#/aff#they have the best friends necklaces on by the way I want to point that out specifically#because they are best friends#extremely important to me#I’ve been trying to figure out how to do the whole fantasy height differences thing#so I’m between riz being ball size as he is described#or like#5 feet tall y’know?#he gives me so much grief every time i draw him#I’ll figure it out probably#the consequences of listening to warsh tippy and zelda right before bed#on my behalf#I made this low effort on purpose it is a physical battle for me not to go back and edit it#(I did anyway cause I forgot Fabian’s patch)#fantasy high#d20#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#riz fh#riz fantasy high#riz gukgak#fabian fantasy high#fabian fh#fabian seacaster#undescribed#my art
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Thoughts on tall women?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEE IS THIS COMING FROM????????????? I LOVE TALL WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE SOOOO FUCKING HOT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL I WANT THEM TO PUSH ME UP AGAINST A WALL AND STARE DOWN AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVEEE TALL WOMENN PLEAAASEEE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME THIS YOU'RE IMPLYING THAT I WOULDN'T LIKE THEM I'M SO FUCKING SAD I WANT TO KISS EVERY TALL WOMAN IN THE WORLD I WANT YOU ALL TO WEAR HEELS I WANT YOU TO BE EVEN TALLERRRRRR CAN YOU HEAR MEEEE TALL WOMEN YOU ARE MY EVERYTHINGGGGGGG
#I HATE BEINGG SHORTTTTTTT#PLEAAASEEEEE#I WISH I COULD TOWER OVER SOMEONEE#IT'S MY DREAMM#AND YOU ARE DOING ITTTTT#AND I AM JEALOUSS#PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEE#NEVER EVER FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING TALL I'M SO SERIOUS ABOUT YOU MAKING YOURSELF TALLLLERRRRRR#WEAR HEELS AND WEAR PLATFORMS IT'S SO FUCKING HOT AND COOL AND I WANT YOU SO BAD#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU#friends!!
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Thinking about writing a batfam fic where they meet the future versions of themselves and none of the past batfam can focus on asking their future selves any ‘thoughtful’ and ‘important’ questions because Jason in the future is fucking two feet taller and is the tallest of the family what the FUCK NO This is AWFUL this can not—
basically batfam have a mental breakdown at the fact that their little guy becomes an absolute brickhouse because it is just wrong.
Robin Jason is of course a sweetie pie but is also definitely rubbing it in their faces pointing to himself and redhood saying “Im taller than you guys! See? See?” over and over again
And Redhood Jason awkwardly shifts around standing in the corner because he was NOT expecting such a ‘warm’ welcome
#based on the fact jason was like 4’something during his robin days#like him being so tall and bulked up is so wrong in their minds like#‘who is that??’#‘oh thats jason’#all of part batfam collectively ‘NO THAT IS FUCKING NOT#little jason has stars in his eyes which redhood jason was NOT expecting#i mean sure robin jason hating his future self is cool and all#but him absolutely adoring his future self because of how cool he looks and him rubbing it in everyones faces like a little shit#well thats jus my cup of tea man#jason todd#dc#batman#batfam#fic ideas#maybe to be written who knows#veerliwrites
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If I see one more tumblr post or fanfic of caseywake where Saga is just the bro and that's her only purpose I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. there's a reason I camp in the Saga Anderson tag and it's NOT for caseywake for fuck's SAKE (i'm in a mood today bye)
#saga anderson#alan wake 2#alex casey#anti caseywake#screaming and screaming#it's not even that i hate the ship#i mean i DO but#i hate saga being brushed aside more than anything else#i want to see and read about SAGA THAT'S WHY I'M IN THE TAG#not saga just telling alan casey needs love and attention that she can't give because she's OH SO HAPPILY MARRIED#and then fucking off about her business#never to be seen again#except to say “awww my favorite tall gays *thumbs up*”#quit that shit#please and thank you
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Under the cut are mostly self-insert doodles of decreasing quality. Again, not much directly tied to Team Fortress 2. Might as well toss these out while I have no access to my puter. Much yapping under the cut and in the tags incoming.
Another self-insert, this time less of a "here's me as a tenth class" and more of a "here's my game experiences translated into the class I would take the place of". The Cleaner. Although I guess they could still be wearing either suit. It doesn't matter that much.
That one Convict's Case taunt with Backup would be extremely funny, because the man would be on the verge of a breakdown (he does not want to go to jail so bad you have no idea). The second image- I owe no explanation. You know what I am. You see the pattern with my favourites.
The duality of the man. Resting face versus "just heard you express interest in religion/Russian folklore" face. He's not that hard to make friends with, when you pull him away from all the explosions.
Some doodles of trying to figure his face out. Unfortunately, the more I stare at him, the more I worry that he looks like A Certain Guy With The Last Name "Kazarin", and the fear of never being original in my life caught up to me.
Don't look at me, don't perceive me, I refuse to explain any of my actions to you.
#team fortress 2#tf2#that's it that's the only tags i am putting this in. maybe someday i will have the balls to do more but for now that's about it#while i have the chance - and since posts with more of my yapping in the tags don't pop in people's feeds much - i might as well ramble-#-about these guys here. self-inserts or not i'm projecting only half of my bullshit on each one of them. creativity 👍#backup is tall and pale and has sharp canines and more of a dull brown hair colour with tired grey eyes. no amount of babyface or soft-#-hands can really help a motherfucker when he's grimacing so much because he just Hates being around half the people on the team.#cleaner meanwhile is on the shorter side and has constantly flushed skin and brighter colours and whatnot. you can't see it because of the-#-mask most of the time but they do smile a lot more and have a more cheery disposition towards life and see the whole team as their friends!#backup transitioned fully (albeit not very legally lmao) and is scared shitless of not being seen as a man although the last time that ever-#-came up was years ago. he holds onto his last name as part of the heritage he loves and loathes at the same time - attached to his culture-#-and religion and bloodline while also resentful of his family and the regime he knows someone else on the team suffered under.#cleaner just kinda binds and calls it a day. he only does it to confuse the team because while he doesn't identify with being a girl he-#-loves the confused looks his epic gender reveal moment gets. they do not remember their family name or where they grew up or what even got-#-them to this kind of mental state. and he's chill with it he values the here and now way more than some dark edgy backstory.#backup despite trying to be an honest man is afraid of vulnerability as well. he stubbornly refuses to express love towards certain people-#-lest they feel disgusted and turn away. he's afraid of consequences afraid of losing the people he loves afraid of his ''interests'' being-#-what drives them away. it doesn't by the way and he just wasted time being a cold indecisive loser for several months lmao#cleaner wears a suit that hides all of them yes but they pretty much never lie. he is always his truest self and he can always just burn-#-people who don't like him enough to make it a problem. they are a lot more comfortable indulging in their interests - be they innocent-#-and juvenile or violent and dangerous. he is quite open with his affection and his fascinations that backup would rather keep secret.#i want to establish that these two can only exist in separate universes because they both have feelings towards the funny assistant lady-#-and the funny inventor guy (selfshipping for the winnn) and would fight over those two. cleaner would win by the way#it's also a really funny point of comparison. cleaner is objectively more fucked up than backup and still managed to be more normal about-#-their feelings and live as a healthier and happier person than that guy. comedic gold honestly#OKAY I'M DONE if you read up to here you get uhhh a cookie :-)
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if you’ve ever been mean to the sweet little girl that is paimon i will kill you. i pray for public interest that this is common knowledge.
#she’s just a sweet thing! i don’t understand the unnecessary hate. and then you ask why all joy & wonder has been sucked from this world.#it’s you !! motherfucker.#it’s because you keep hating !! it’s because you’re a fucking hater that’s what you are !! sword to the chest. & you’re on fire.#I’ve had that phrase stuck in my head for so long now. sword to the chest. & you’re on fire.#but anyway yeah she’s just a curious little thing. would you prefer deafening silence?#I bet if it was some tall attractive man doing this EXACT same shit you’d all be in love.#would you prefer a companion who doesn’t trust you enough to be vulnerable?#is curiosity not vulnerability?#is her dependency on you for food & mora not vulnerability?#she is like a child to me & I will protect her with my life.#she is like my little daughter. who is on trial for FALSE ALLEGATIONS OF BEING A FUCKING MENACING WAR CRIMINAL?#ARE YOU ALL OUT OF YOUR MINDS.#LOOK AT HER.#NOT A THOUGHT BEHIND THOSE EYES.#‘ITS JUST A THEORY’ KILL YOURSE#sorry.#heart emoji.#she has literally no-one!! fuck you! !!! everyone who sees her just makes fun of her.#she is like my weird fucked up daughter who keeps getting bullied at school and i don’t really know what to do about it except like. kill#✧.*🌹
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everybody look at my great aunt’s 20 year old cat
her name is Sammy and she’s made countless attempts on my life
#she’s like if kafka was fucking evil and also a muppet#this thing hates children if you are under 5 feet tall she will attack you#vivid memories of being trapped in my room for hours bc she was outside the door and would attack me if i tried to open it#i was in the house alone and i had to sit there cowering until someone got home to chase her away#one time she jumped off a second story balcony and made a really loud SPLAT sound and just walked away
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Me when I don’t know how bisexuality works but also don’t care because being lesbophobic and biphobic is just too much fun! 😍
#hint since i have to tell you: it’s not always a 50/50 split#one instance of attraction to men despite previously identifying as a lesbian makes you bi sweetie#also how do you get to the stage of fucking someone without knowing that they’re a man andjenrnrn you guys are creeps with these tall tales#take that shit to r/thathappened nobody fucking cares here#lesbian#lesbophobia#bisexual#biphobia#tw corrective rape#why are you so scared of the word bisexual#and why are you so fucking obsessed with lesbians having sex with men and finding an exception for men in their sexuality because they’d#‘bored and horny’ and why do you insist on guilt-tripping lesbians and acting like we’re being rigid for not having sex with men#you guys are creepy#all of you#and i hate you all#op#blocklist
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quick af btw >> you can hate dutch van der linde without calling him an evil snake who eats people..,,,, genuine serious if you think hes a cannibal GET OUT OF HERE
#yall the anti semitism in this room is CRAZYYYY#i see so many people boil his character down to >> greedy selfish money hungry manipulator who feels nothing narcissist#and then i heard there was a CANNIBAL THEORY GUYS PLEASW#points to him.... he has black hair and facial hair thats often shown in jewish charicatures AND a hooked nose..#im not gonna say any of it was exactly intentional or anything im just saying some of yall need to take a step back and think about where#some of these theories are coming from yknow#also cause the cannibal theory holds no ground. his tall trees camp LITERALLY HAS CHICKENS N SHIT RUNNING AROUND AND FUCKING PREDATORS#THAT KILL YOU MID MISSIOON I GOT EATEN BY LIKE 2 BEARS GUYS. PLEASE. HE CAN FUCKING HUNT.#also cause the first character who mentions being eaten by dutchs gang (which are mostly native americans btw) is the hyper racist professo#who only says it CUASE HES RACIST ASF guys please. please. idgaf theres bones under a chair theyre ANIMAL BONES he has DEER AND ELK SKULLS#EVERYWHERE GUYS. there are cannibals in rdr1 they established using an arm model for them. BUT ANYWAY im getting off track#you can hate him idgaf#this is a reminder that you dont even need a reason to hate a character you can just hate them#dutch van der linde#i will tag him idgaf i think its important enough
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d&d stats here
#☿ || Dash.#long /#/ im so confused as to why this thing thinks cro's evil but aight lmfao#/ kae could never be a pally he's like 2ft tall and hates religion what even#/ vayn being a druid checks all the way the fuck out for reasons that remind me i need to reply to caemth#/ sorti being an evil wizard? 100#/ i really expected these to be different lmao#/ cro got that nat20 int#/ kae with his nat20 dex is accurate actually. until he's in his 30s and arthritis starts to develop-#/ but his intelligence being so low hurts me physically#/ hilarious that cro's a halfling when the woman is literally 6'1"
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a lot of people really don't get how much masculine and butch women are hated by society
#im trans but presented as a masc girl for a lot of my life#as soon as we get past like age 10 it stops being cute to be a 'tomboy'#ppl fr hated that I wasn't palatable in my masculinity#that I didn't shave that I wore clothes almost exclusively from mens/boys section#that I was tall and the sports I played gave me muscles and wide shoulders from a young age#idk if anyone else here has ever tried to have a discussion with girls/women when you are viewed as a masc woman#they always assume we're angry and aggressive and god fucking forbid we raise our voice even when it's called for
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You guys i am seriously so depressed about this job idk what it is. i just keep welling up with tears and i feel so sad and so stupid. like so lost. mfw bpd made me place all of my worth and dreams into this job i didnt want until a few days ago and now that i havent got it i literally feel like i am worthless nothing have no point in anything have no future or purpose at all
#i hate being self aware about it like Omg its an $18/hr barista job it sucks but it is not that fucking bad!!!!! and yet here i am#Just so sad i feel 2 inches tall and like im absolutely nothing#i feel like i have the consistency of a gust of wind and no one should ever look at me or notice me ever again and my hopecore shit isnt#even fixing anything. Its just like Yeah. that may be true for some … But not for me#spiderwebs
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